Computer Blues

If you’ve been using the Internet, we’ve got some bad news for you. It is officially over. We always had a sneaking suspicion that it was just a fad, but this latest proclamation FROM AN INTERNET EXPERT really confirms it. That’s right, that dude who punched Apollonia in the face in Purple Rain has officially declared the Internet to be “completely over.”

In honor of this recent development, we here at Spring Creek Group would like to assist the Internet with a little personal/spiritual reinvention. From here on forward, we shall only refer to our now deceased cyberspacian colleague as “The Artist Formerly Known as the Internet,” to be represented by the following symbol:

So thanks for all the good times,. Thanks for holding all that information and essentially revolutionizing the way the world works and holding a seemingly limitless communicative potential that we probably hadn’t even begun to tap before the guy that once wrote a fight song for the Minnesota Vikings said you were over. Think of what could have been had we just a little more time together.

If it makes you feel any better, we were always more of a Morris Day and the Time kind of crew anyway.